Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #5

I love this game!

I love writing captions and catch phrases for silly or freaky photos. I do it all the time subconsciously when I see blog update in my Google Reader with a picture.  If the picture is particularly weird and wonderful, I caption it before I open the blog post.  Thats just how I muthafuckin' roll.  Don't judge me, I'm sure you do shit much creepier and more bizarre than that.  (A certain someone I know would eat and digest someone else's scabs for $128.96). 

I shit you not.

However, you guys are so much better at it than I am.

(Entries are judged on originality and the ability to make me cry actual tears of laughter)

So, Caption this Wotzit and win a wee somethin'.

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